College as a mental Stahlgewitter

Triumph of the Will

I am a coffee-drinking
paper-spewing
zombie-eyed machine.
I am a crazy-thinking
problem-hewing
Übermenschen dream.

So what if not-so-humble
will I tumble
from this haughty seat?
Awesome will be the rumble
when I crumble
and my maker meet.

What seems a failed endeavor
is forever
transformed into strength.
Unfazed & hardened lever
am I ever
infinite in length.

Caffeine & ego striving,
power-driving,
master at the helm:
U-58 Matthew Opitz,
combat diving,
foes I overwhelm.

Torpedoes primed & ready
sights are steady,
locked onto the kill—
What joy in regimental
extreme mental
Triumph of the Will!

This...is...Sparta!!!!!

A storm has arisen
All people come listen
Come hear now the forging of our modern Nation
We come now to shatter the chains of the past
And forge a robust public Nation at last
A strong public Nation, we forge it at last!

No forced isolation
In family relations
Our children will grow strong in our public Nation
Like Spartans of old, we will train them to be
The citizen-soldiers of democracy
The citizen-soldiers of democracy!

All for our desires!
Until we expire!
With ruthless pursuance we kindle the fire
A strong new nihilistic egoistic day
The old superstitions shall pass away
The old superstitions shall pass away!

Old hierarchy, never!
The Demos forever
In work, school, and war, in our councils together
Our strength, from the self-discipline of our ranks
We blaze forth, determined, like Soviet tanks
Our disciplined ranks, like Soviet tanks!

(Sung to the tune of the Anthem of the Comintern)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KncK5cZ5Rmk